The Week contest: Young blood
This week's question: Clients of a new U.S. startup called Ambrosia can now pay $8,000 to have a liter of blood from a young person pumped into their veins, a questionable treatment that the firm claims can help fight the aging process. In seven words or fewer, please come up with a snappy advertising slogan that Ambrosia could use to woo customers.
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THE WINNER: "Let a Millennial help you become perennial"
Don Walker, Lexington, Massachusetts
SECOND PLACE: "O to B young again"
Craig Kesselheim, Southwest Harbor, Maine
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THIRD PLACE: "No longer wasted on the young"
Suzanne Brooks, Quechee, Vermont
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"Time to get back in circulation"
Ken Kellam III, Dallas
"Join the young IV league"
John Fessler, Chino Hills, California
"This blood’s for you"
Ujjal Kohli, Saratoga, California
"We have your type"
Patty Oberhausen, Fort Wayne, Indiana
"Only the good buy young"
Janine Witte, New Hope, Pennsylvania
"Become vein glorious"
Edna Gaston, West Linn, Oregon
"Millennials think you suck. Prove them right."
Barbara James, Bedford, Massachusetts
"Turn back the meter with a liter"
Anthony Folino, Pottsville, Pennsylvania
"Put a teenager in your tank"
Ken Liebman, Williston, Vermont
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