Good week for:
Being grounded, after President Trump learned while speaking to crew members aboard the International Space Station that they turn their own urine into drinking water. “It’s really not as bad as it sounds,” astronaut Peggy Whitson told the president. “Better you than me,” Trump replied.
Adam Sandler, after Netflix revealed that the three films the comedian has made for the streaming service—which have been savagely mocked by critics—have garnered more than 500 million hours of viewing by its subscribers.
Power couples, after a partnership led by former Florida governor Jeb Bush and ex-Yankee Derek Jeter won a bidding auction to buy the Florida Marlins for a reported $1.3 billion. Bush is expected to be the “control person,” or principle owner. ■