Good week for:
Armchair analysis, after the American Psychoanalytic Association informed its members that they are free to publicly offer their opinions on the mental health of President Trump, “since Trump’s behavior is so different from anything we’ve ever seen.”
The brave new world, after Wisconsin software company Three Square Market offered employees the option of being implanted with microchips enabling them to open doors, log in to computers, and make purchases at vending machines with just a wave of the hand. “This is the future,” CEO Todd Westby said.
Loopy ideas, after billionaire tech entrepreneur Elon Musk said he had received “verbal government approval” to begin construction of a subterranean “Hyperloop” that will allow passengers to travel from New York to Washington, D.C., in 29 minutes. ■