It must be true... I read it in the tabloids
▪ A Tennessee bride spent her wedding night in jail after she whipped a pistol out from beneath her wedding dress and pulled the trigger on her new husband. Police said that hours after saying “I do,” Kate Prichard and James Burton got into a drunken argument at a moe husband know the honeymoon was over,” said a police spokesman.
▪ A Texas calf has been saved from the slaughterhouse, thanks to its astonishing resemblance to Kiss rocker Gene Simmons. As soon as Genie the calf was born, rancher Heather Taccetta noticed that the animal’s black and white face markings matched Simmons’ icokhouse.
▪ A British man wanted over an alleged assault turned himself in to police so that they would remove an unflattering mug shot of him from Facebook. Police posted a photo of Wayne Esmonde, 35, showing him with a shaven head and bulging eyes, and asked for information on the fugitive’s whereabouts. “I am him. Not a very flattering mugshot,” Esmonde wrote on the page. “I’d appreciate it if you’d take this down. Innocent until proven guilty and all that.” He soon handed himself over to the police. ■