Bad week for:
Giving in, after a goalkeeper was kicked out of a British soccer game for sneaking over to the side of the field and urinating. “I was in a very uncomfortable position,” said goalie Max Crocombe, “and made an error in judgment.”
Barack Obama, who will interrupt his lucrative post-presidential life to report for jury duty next month in Illinois. If selected to be a juror, Obama will earn $17.20 a day for his service.
Trolls, after Roger Stone, the eccentric former Trump adviser, had his Twitter account permanently suspended for a series of expletive-filled attacks on CNN anchors. Stone also accused Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol of “packing on the pounds #porky.” ■